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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oildale, California
Nestled in the heart of Oildale, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings farm-fresh cannabis directly to your doorstep, integrating seamlessly into our vibrant community. Known for its rich history and welcoming small-town charm, Oildale, where the iconic Bakersfield Sound music scene once flourished, continues to cultivate unique experiences — from visiting the iconic Buck Owens’ Crystal Palace to enjoying local culinary delights like Basque cuisine.
At Chronic Guru, we’re proud to be a part of this community, offering small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers, all organically grown by a third-generation farmer. As an American Veteran-owned family business, we value quality and transparency, ensuring each product is free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
With no medical card required, residents aged 21 and over can enjoy the convenience of discreet cannabis delivery while supporting the ongoing legal status of cannabis in Oildale, with a significant portion of our proceeds dedicated to this cause.
From handcrafted edibles that are third-party lab-tested to flower farmed directly by us, we strive to provide a superior experience, always focused on improving our products and service to meet your needs. Join the Chronic Guru family, and let us bring the essence of local, responsibly cultivated cannabis straight to you.