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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Old Tappan, New Jersey
Nestled in the charming community of Old Tappan, New Jersey, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings the rich culture of sustainable living straight to your doorsteps. As residents already savor the beauty of Lake Tappan and indulge in the diverse culinary scene, they can now enjoy the convenience of legal cannabis delivery without needing a medical card.
Managed by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru prides itself on offering farm-direct cannabis grown by a third-generation cultivator, ensuring all our products reflect quality and tradition. Our small-batch, slow-cured flowers are high in terpenes and 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, making them a worthy companion for your next picnic at Stone Point Park.
We’re dedicated to the local community, with a significant portion of proceeds allocated to keeping cannabis legal in Old Tappan. Plus, all edibles are made from scratch and rigorously third-party lab tested.
At Chronic Guru, we believe in continuous improvement and providing excellent customer service. Our devotion to the Old Tappan community extends beyond the products; it’s about fostering trust and building a lasting relationship with our 21+ clients. Embrace local heritage and superior quality with Chronic Guru—a trusted neighbor that cares.