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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Onega, Minnesota
Nestled in the heart of Onega, Minnesota, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to be a part of this vibrant community, known for its rich fishing culture and the serene beauty of nearby lakes. Our service ensures that residents can enjoy high-quality cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to their doorstep without the need for a medical card, adhering to local laws and respecting your privacy. With roots tracing back to a third-generation farm, we provide farm-direct cannabis straight from our fields to you. Our small batches are slow-cured to enhance terpene profiles, ensuring a superior experience, while our handcrafted edibles are rigorously tested for safety and quality.
We are truly committed to keeping cannabis legal in Onega, contributing a substantial portion of our proceeds towards this effort, and supporting a local economy close to our hearts. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru emphasizes organic growth practices, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Our family takes immense pride in being customer-focused, striving to improve our offerings continually. If you’re 21 or older, we welcome you to experience the exceptional care and dedication we provide. Connect with us, a community-oriented business that understands Onega’s spirit and cherishes its traditions.