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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oneonta, New York
Nestled in the heart of Oneonta, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique connection to the local community. With the allure of Upstate New York’s fall foliage and the vibrant culture surrounding SUNY Oneonta and Hartwick College, residents come together in a shared appreciation for natural beauty and community spirit. Chronic Guru steps into this space by providing farm-direct, small-batch cannabis from a third-generation grower, ensuring that each product, from high-terpene flower to handcrafted edibles, meets exceptional standards. Our offerings are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, and are rigorously third-party lab-tested for quality assurance.
We take pride in the fact that our business is owned by an American veteran and his family, reinforcing our commitment to serving and supporting the community.
Chronic Guru makes it easy and discreet for Oneonta residents to experience our products with home delivery, no medical card required, exclusively for those aged 21 and over. In doing so, we dedicate a substantial portion of our proceeds to keep cannabis legal in the area. While we’re not perfect, our mission is clear: to consistently improve our products and service while staying deeply rooted in the culture and values of Oneonta.