HybridHigh Potency26.5%Euphoria

Alien Cookies

Alien Cookies delivers a bold, fuel-like flavor with hints of vanilla and pine.

(19 customer reviews)

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Alien Cookies is a balanced Hybrid strain, renowned for its potent effects and unique aroma. This extraordinary strain is a cross between Alien Dawg and Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a powerful and deeply relaxing experience. It is ideal for those seeking relief from stress and chronic pain, delivering a calming yet euphoric high that helps ease tension.

The Appearance of Alien Cookies

Alien Cookies buds are dense and compact, featuring a deep green color with purple undertones. These buds have a generous coating of frosty trichomes, giving them a sparkling, crystal-like appearance. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds, enhancing their visual appeal and indicating high quality.

The Smell of Alien Cookies

Alien Cookies has a pungent and distinctive aroma that is both sharp and earthy. Initially, you’ll notice strong notes of vanilla and earthiness, creating an intense olfactory experience. As you break apart the buds, subtle hints of spice and pine emerge, adding complexity and depth to its fragrance profile.

The Flavor of Alien Cookies

The flavor profile of Alien Cookies mirrors its aroma, offering a bold and robust taste that is both unique and satisfying. On inhale, you will taste the sharp, fuel-like flavor, complemented by undertones of vanilla and pine. The exhale brings out earthy notes, leaving a pleasantly tangy and refreshing aftertaste that lingers.

Product Highlights

Alien Cookies is perfect for those who need a strain that not only tastes great but also offers a balanced and enjoyable high. Whether you are dealing with stress, chronic pain, or simply need to unwind after a long day, this strain has got you covered.

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  • Do not use if you are pregnant.

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19 reviews for Alien Cookies

  1. klyrics78

    This is absolutely perfect for when you need to be productive but still want to enjoy yourself. That nap was absolutely amazing.

  2. Ferida Muric

    Beautiful and fragrant flower – smooth taste and a very mellow affect. Will be ordering again

  3. Maria Perez

    Unbelievable taste and results one of my favorites

  4. higherqcarolina864

    Smooth taste decent breakdown def a pleaser

  5. Daisy Ramis

    The best starin and flavor

  6. bigrodaug

    Great smell and taste

  7. dmnspon72

    Loved the smell! relaxing, but not so much that I feel asleep.

  8. Kaz McClure

    Great Strand!

  9. lawrencepert7 (verified owner)

    Very awesome. Spot on hats off to the growers

  10. jermaine house

    I love the flavor and smell.

  11. jdizz0708

    Just tried Alien Cookies, and it’s impressive. The flavor is a perfect mix of earthy and sweet, and the calming effects are spot-on without being overwhelming. I’ll definitely be getting more. Also it was so fresh not dry love these flowers

  12. Timothy McClelland

    Delivers a great flavor and relaxing feel.

  13. John

    Amazing taste & fragrance in tight little buds…love it! Plus it hits hard after a couple of hits.

  14. Carlton Lovelace

    Great taste and relaxing

  15. brittandy924

    I love it! Taste and smells great… nice relaxing feel.

  16. mk7cobra (verified owner)

    tastes great, very nice feel

  17. Richard Allen

    Yummy! Great vibe! More please!

  18. tinatucker2012 (verified owner)

    Another good one!! I love the high I get with this one it brings out my creativity and plus I get a lot done with this one it don’t give me couch lock

  19. Cody Carrico (verified owner)

    Great semi intense buzz but warning! This will make you hungry! 🙂

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