Hybrid32.9%Creative

Bird Turd

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Bird Turd

Creative32.9%
A gentle rush of inspiration that opens new doors of imagination and fresh perspectives. Some describe it as a playful current that nudges the mind toward inventive ideas.
Effect Creative, Relaxed, Uplifted
Flavor Citrus, Diesel, Skunk, Woody
Strain Type Hybrid
Terpene Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Bird Turd Strain Overview

Bird Turd is a captivating hybrid strain that combines uplifting cerebral effects with soothing body relaxation. Its dynamic profile makes it ideal for sparking creativity, boosting energy, and easing into a calm state of relief. Whether you’re tackling creative projects or unwinding after a busy day, Bird Turd offers the versatility and potency to elevate any experience.


Product Highlights of Bird Turd

  • Aroma: Skunk, Citrus, Diesel, Wood
  • Effects: Creativity, Uplifting, Relaxation
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 32.9% THCa
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

The Appearance of Bird Turd

Bird Turd showcases dense, olive-green buds accented with burnt orange hairs and beige undertones. Subtle hints of deep purple add depth to its visual appeal, while a shimmering layer of trichomes gives the buds a frosty, crystalline finish.


The Smell of Bird Turd

Prepare for a sensory treat with Bird Turd’s bold aroma. Skunky notes blend seamlessly with zesty citrus, diesel undertones, and a touch of wood, creating a unique and invigorating scent profile.


Effects and Ideal Usage

Bird Turd provides a well-rounded high that uplifts the mind while calming the body:

  • Creativity: Sparks imaginative thinking and enhances focus.
  • Uplifting: Boosts mood and energy levels.
  • Relaxation: Eases tension and promotes a soothing calm.

This strain is perfect for daytime creativity or evening relaxation, offering a balanced experience that suits a variety of needs.


Frequently Asked Questions About Bird Turd

Q: What effects can I expect from this strain?
A: Expect an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a calming body relaxation, ideal for creativity and stress relief.

Q: What does this strain taste like?
A: Its flavor combines skunky, citrus, and diesel notes with a subtle woody finish, creating a complex and enjoyable profile.

Q: Is this strain suitable for beginners?
A: Due to its high potency, it’s best suited for experienced users. Beginners should start with a low dose.

Q: When is the best time to use this strain?
A: It’s versatile enough for daytime creativity or evening relaxation, depending on your preferences.

Q: How should I store this strain?
A: Store it in a cool, dry, and dark place in an airtight container to maintain its freshness and potency.


Caution

  • Do not use this product while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.
  • Store responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
  • If you are subject to drug screenings, avoid this product, as THC levels may be detectable.
  • Consult a healthcare provider before use if pregnant or managing medical conditions.

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Bird Turd Terpenes

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Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

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Yes! Our flower is real cannabis, cultivated to deliver the same effects you expect from top-shelf products at a dispensary. When you smoke, vape, or bake it, you\’ll experience the full benefits of premium cannabis, just like you would with traditional options—without compromising on quality or compliance.

Our cannabis is fully federally compliant and meets legal guidelines because it is sold in its natural state. The unique properties of the plant are only activated when heat is applied, offering you the full experience, while staying within the boundaries of current federal regulations.

Our flower is dispensary-grade or better. We grow in small batches using organic methods, and every harvest is lab-tested for quality and purity. Expect the same rich flavor, aroma, and potency you\’d find at your favorite dispensary—without the inflated prices or red tape.

Yes. Every product undergoes strict third-party testing in accredited labs to ensure it\’s free from contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and other unwanted elements. You\’ll get a Certificate of Analysis with every product, giving you complete confidence in its safety and quality.

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