Cheetah Piss

Cheetah Piss is a Hybrid strain celebrated for its unique flavor and potent effects. This strain is a cross between Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97, resulting in a delightful and balanced experience. It is perfect for those seeking a mix of relaxation and creativity, offering an uplifting yet calming high.

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Cheetah Piss Terpenes

Natural cannabis extracts that impact aroma, flavor, and the effects of each strain

Caryophyllene

Joint and muscle soothing, calming and relaxing

Limonene

Eases stress & anxiousness, elevates mood

Myrcene

Body relief, eases anxiousness, sleepy/relaxing

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Cheetah Piss Strain

The Appearance of Cheetah Piss

Cheetah Piss buds are dense and well-structured, displaying a bright green color with hints of yellow. These buds have a generous coating of frosty trichomes, giving them a sparkling, crystal-like appearance. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds, enhancing their visual appeal and indicating high quality.

The Smell of Cheetah Piss

Cheetah Piss offers a complex aroma that is both enticing and refreshing. Initially, you’ll notice strong notes of citrus and diesel. Subtle hints of earthiness and pine add depth to its fragrance profile, making it a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts.

The Flavor of Cheetah Piss

The flavor profile of Cheetah Piss mirrors its aroma, delivering a unique and delightful taste. On inhale, you will taste the robust flavors of citrus and diesel. Earthy undertones complement these flavors. On exhale, smooth and sweet notes leave a pleasantly refreshing aftertaste.

Product Highlights

Aroma: Citrus, Diesel, Earthy, Pine
Flavor: Unique, Delightful, Smooth, Sweet
Effects: Relaxation, Creativity, Uplifting
Type: Hybrid
Strength: 25.14%
Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Cheetah Piss is ideal for those who need a strain that not only tastes great but also offers a balanced and enjoyable high. Whether you are dealing with stress, seeking creative inspiration, or simply need to unwind, this strain has you covered.

Caution

Do not use this product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery.
Use responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
If you are subject to regular or random drug screening, it is best not to consume this product.
Chronic Guru cannot be held responsible for any individual who consumes this product.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Do not use if you are pregnant.

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Cannabinoid: No selection	THCA
Flavor: No selection	Citrus, Diesel, Earthy, Pine
Product Type: No selection	Pre-Rolls, Strains
Terpene: No selection	Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
Effect: No selection	Creative, Relaxed, Uplifted
Potency: No selection	High
Weight: No selection	14 grams, 28 grams, 3.5 grams, 7 grams, Pre-Roll
Strain Type: No selection	Hybrid

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