Hybrid25%Euphoria

Crotch Rocket

Want to be notified when this product is back in stock? (Otherwise, scroll down to see what we currently have in-stock that's very similar!)

This product is currently out of stock and unavailable.

This product is currently out of stock and unavailable.
View In-Stock Products

Important Disclaimers:

Is This Legal?

Yes! Our products are fully compliant with state and federal laws, allowing us to offer high-quality THC products without the need for a medical card. We’ve worked closely with legal experts to ensure everything we produce is potent, enjoyable, and 100% legal.

How Are We Different from Medical Dispensaries?

Absolutely nothing—except for the department we’re licensed under. Our products are the same high quality you’d find at medical marijuana facilities, often at a better price. We’re a farm-direct, veteran/family-owned business, making small-batch, organic products with lab tests you can verify yourself. Made with love and care.

Will These THC Products Get Me High?

Definitely! Our small-batch THC products are crafted to deliver full effects. Whether you\'re seeking relaxation, creativity, or an uplifting experience, you’ll feel the potency and consistency our products are known for.

How Do I Know Your Products Are Safe?

All of our products are small-batch, organic, and free from pesticides, herbicides, and heavy metals. Each batch is 3rd party lab-tested for purity and potency. You can check the lab results for every product to see exactly what you\'re getting.

Why Choose Chronic Guru?

We’re a veteran and family-owned small business, focused on providing top-quality cannabis products. A portion of every purchase goes toward supporting cannabis legalization efforts. By choosing us, you’re supporting a movement for safe, legal access to cannabis.

Delivery & Returns

We offer free, discreet delivery on orders over $100 and a no-hassle 30-day return policy for unopened products. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll make it right.

  • Discreet Shipping: Your privacy is our priority.
  • No Med Card Required: No medical card? No problem.
  • Trusted by Over 900k+ People: Join 900k+ satisfied customers.
  • Guaranteed Purity: We guarantee no added terpenes, cannabinoids, or pesticides—just pure, untouched cannabis as nature intended, fully compliant with state and federal law. Quality you can trust.

Crotch Rocket

Euphoria25%
A surge of positivity and bliss, like stepping into a beam of radiant light. Some recall it as a moment when the world feels just a little more golden.
Effect Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted
Flavor Diesel, Earthy, Tropical
Strain Type Hybrid
Terpene Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Crotch Rocket Strain Overview

Blast off with Crotch Rocket, a dynamic hybrid strain designed to elevate your cannabis experience to thrilling new heights. A tantalizing cross between Grandiflora E-85 and Temptation, Crotch Rocket strikes a perfect balance, catering to both indica and sativa enthusiasts with its versatile effects and bold flavor profile.

Product Highlights

  • Aroma: Earthy, Fruity, Diesel

  • Effects: Relaxation, Euphoria, Uplifting

  • Type: Hybrid

  • Strength: 25% THC

  • Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Appearance and Aroma

Crotch Rocket captivates with its dense, trichome-coated buds that shimmer with potency. These visually striking flowers showcase a rich green hue with occasional hints of purple and fiery orange pistils. Its aroma is a complex blend of earthy tones, fruity sweetness, and bold diesel notes, offering an enticing sensory experience for cannabis connoisseurs.

Effects and Ideal Usage

Crotch Rocket delivers a well-rounded high, making it a versatile choice for a variety of settings. Users can expect:

  • Relaxation: Ease tension and unwind with its calming effects.

  • Euphoria: Enjoy an uplifting mental boost that sparks creativity and joy.

  • Uplifting Sensations: Perfect for tackling creative projects or enhancing social interactions.

With its 25% THC content, this strain offers potent effects that seasoned users will appreciate, while also remaining accessible for those seeking a balanced experience.

Terpene Profile

The unique terpene blend of Crotch Rocket includes:

  • Myrcene: Adds earthy, herbal notes and promotes relaxation.

  • Limonene: Infuses a citrusy brightness, enhancing mood.

  • Caryophyllene: Contributes to its spicy, diesel undertones and potential anti-inflammatory benefits.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the primary effects of this strain?
A: Crotch Rocket offers a mix of relaxation, euphoria, and uplifting sensations, making it ideal for both unwinding and creative pursuits.

Q: What does this strain taste and smell like?
A: Expect a rich aroma of earthy, fruity, and diesel-like notes, with a flavor profile that mirrors its complex scent.

Q: Is Crotch Rocket suitable for beginners?
A: With its potent THC content, this strain is best suited for intermediate to experienced users. Beginners should start with a small dose to gauge their tolerance.

Q: Can this strain be used during the day?
A: Yes, its uplifting and balanced effects make it suitable for daytime use, though its relaxing properties also make it great for evening enjoyment.

Q: How should I consume Crotch Rocket?
A: For optimal effects, consume this strain through smoking or vaporizing to activate its THC content.

Caution

  • Do not use this product while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.

  • Keep out of reach of children and use responsibly.

  • Avoid consumption if you are subject to drug screenings.

  • Consult a healthcare provider if you have medical conditions or concerns.

Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to legal restrictions, Crotch Rocket cannot be shipped to Arkansas, Hawaii, Kansas, Minnesota, or Oregon. Verify local regulations before purchasing.

Explore more premium strains at: Chronic Guru Strains

Crotch Rocket Terpenes

Natural cannabis extracts that impact aroma, flavor, and the effects of each strain

Caryophyllene Image

Caryophyllene

Joint and muscle soothing, calming and relaxing
Limonene Image

Limonene

Eases stress & anxiousness, elevates mood
Myrcene Image

Myrcene

Body relief, eases anxiousness, sleepy/relaxing

Explore more products featuring each terpene by clicking on them.

Shop Favorites

Order online or pick up locally at one of our dispensaries – No Medical Card Required*

Hash Burger

Hash Burger

(17)
$40.00
Hybrid 23.65%
Potency: High
Kush Cakes

Kush Cakes

(9)
$12.99 - $70.00
Indica 20.41%
Potency: High
Juicy J

Juicy J

(4)
$40.00
Hybrid 25.2%
Potency: High
Zaza Brownie

Zaza Brownie

(7)
$12.00
Potency: High
60MG Gummies

60MG Gummies

(121)
$45.00
Potency: High
10MG Gummies

10MG Gummies

(51)
$20.00 - $35.00
Hybrid
Potency: Low
Lemonade

Lemonade

(91)
$5.00 - $8.00
Potency: High
Iced Tea

Iced Tea

(72)
$5.00 - $8.00
Potency: High

Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O'Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

Order with confidence

Discreet packaging
Fast convenient delivery
Free shipping over $99
100 day guarantee
No medical card required

Simply the Best here!

Chronic Guru
Third-party lab tested
USA grown
Superior quality
Discreet packaging
Easy 30 Days Returns

Where we ship!

Our products are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship this product to the states in green. Please check out our other products if your state is not on this list.

Shop Favorites

Order online or pick up locally at one of our dispensaries – No Medical Card Required*

Hash Burger

Hash Burger

(17)
$40.00
Hybrid 23.65%
Potency: High
Kush Cakes

Kush Cakes

(9)
$12.99 - $70.00
Indica 20.41%
Potency: High
Juicy J

Juicy J

(4)
$40.00
Hybrid 25.2%
Potency: High
Zaza Brownie

Zaza Brownie

(7)
$12.00
Potency: High
60MG Gummies

60MG Gummies

(121)
$45.00
Potency: High
10MG Gummies

10MG Gummies

(51)
$20.00 - $35.00
Hybrid
Potency: Low
Lemonade

Lemonade

(91)
$5.00 - $8.00
Potency: High
Iced Tea

Iced Tea

(72)
$5.00 - $8.00
Potency: High

FAQs

Go to Help Center →

Yes! Our flower is real cannabis, cultivated to deliver the same effects you expect from top-shelf products at a dispensary. When you smoke, vape, or bake it, you\’ll experience the full benefits of premium cannabis, just like you would with traditional options—without compromising on quality or compliance.

Our cannabis is fully federally compliant and meets legal guidelines because it is sold in its natural state. The unique properties of the plant are only activated when heat is applied, offering you the full experience, while staying within the boundaries of current federal regulations.

Our flower is dispensary-grade or better. We grow in small batches using organic methods, and every harvest is lab-tested for quality and purity. Expect the same rich flavor, aroma, and potency you\’d find at your favorite dispensary—without the inflated prices or red tape.

Yes. Every product undergoes strict third-party testing in accredited labs to ensure it\’s free from contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and other unwanted elements. You\’ll get a Certificate of Analysis with every product, giving you complete confidence in its safety and quality.

Nope! Anyone 21 or older can shop with us online or in-store. Our products are fully compliant with federal hemp laws, meaning you can enjoy high-quality cannabis without needing a prescription or medical card.

Our THC experts are standing by

CALL US

9am to 5pm EST, 7 days a week

(407) 984-5335

EMAIL

support@chronicguru.com

VISIT US

visit now →