HybridHigh Potency30.77%Calming

Garloti

Garloti is a flavorful hybrid combining earthy garlic and sweet grape flavors with uplifting cerebral effects and deep body relaxation—ideal for both daytime creativity and evening unwinding.

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Garloti

Focused30.77%
A hush that settles the mind and clears away mental clutter, sharpening your vision. Many find it grants them a steady path to tackle tasks with precision.
Potency
High
Terpene Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
Strain Type Hybrid
Effect Calming, Euphoria, Relaxed

Garloti Strain Overview

Garloti is a potent hybrid celebrated for its earthy, garlicky flavor profile and balanced, long-lasting effects. A cross between Chem D, Gelato, and Grape MAC, this strain delivers a rich, savory taste complemented by subtle hints of sweet grape and spicy herbs. Known for its euphoric cerebral buzz and deep body relaxation, Garloti is perfect for both socializing and winding down.

Product Highlights

  • Flavor: Earthy, Garlic, Grape, Herbal, Spicy
  • Aroma: Pungent, Savory, Sweet, Woody
  • Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Balanced
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 30.77%
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

Appearance of Garloti

Garloti showcases dense, olive-green buds with deep purple undertones and vibrant orange pistils. A thick layer of frosty trichomes gives the buds a sticky, resinous texture, enhancing its potency and visual appeal.


Garloti Aroma and Flavor

Aroma

Garloti offers a pungent, savory scent with:

  • Strong garlic and earthy notes
  • Hints of sweet grape and herbal spice

Flavor Profile

The flavor is bold and complex, delivering:

  • A garlic-forward inhale
  • Sweet grape undertones with a spicy herbal finish

The Effects of Garloti

Garloti provides a balanced hybrid high that blends euphoria and relaxation, making it versatile for any time of day.

  • Phase 1: A cerebral uplift boosts mood and creativity.
  • Phase 2: A relaxing body buzz eases tension without sedation.
  • Phase 3: A smooth comedown leaves you calm and focused.

This strain is perfect for socializing, creative tasks, or evening relaxation.


Frequently Asked Questions About Garloti

What makes this strain unique?
Garloti stands out for its distinct garlic flavor, high potency, and balanced hybrid effects.

Is this strain suitable for beginners?
Due to its strong potency, beginners should start with a low dose and adjust as needed.

What are the dominant flavors in this strain?
Expect earthy garlic notes blended with sweet grape and spicy herbal undertones.

Can this strain be used during the day?
Yes! Its balanced effects make it suitable for both daytime creativity and evening relaxation.


Responsible Use Guidelines

  • Do not operate vehicles or heavy machinery while using this product.
  • Always store securely out of reach of children.
  • Avoid use if pregnant or nursing.
  • If subject to drug screenings, consider abstaining from consumption.
  • This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Garloti Terpenes

Natural cannabis extracts that impact aroma, flavor, and the effects of each strain

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Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

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