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Goofiez

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Goofiez Strain Overview

Goofiez is a perfectly balanced hybrid that blends the iconic genetics of Apples & Bananas and Jokerz. This strain is renowned for its uplifting and goofy high, offering a substantial mood boost after a long day. Packed with creativity, giggles, and euphoric sensations, Goofiez is an ideal pick for relaxation and laughter-filled moments.


Product Highlights of Goofiez

  • Aroma: Earthy, Pear, Apple, Citrus, Berries, Vanilla
  • Effects: Creative, Giggly, Euphoric
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 27.32% THCa
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene

The Appearance of Goofiez

Goofiez stands out with its dense, emerald-green and beige buds. These visually appealing nugs are accented by subtle purple undertones and thin burnt-orange hairs. Additionally, a generous layer of purple-tinted white crystal trichomes enhances its frosty and vibrant aesthetic.


The Smell of Goofiez

The aroma of Goofiez is a delightful mix of earthy pear, apples, and sweet creamy citrus, accompanied by fruity cherry undertones. Its flavor mirrors this complexity, offering a blend of sweet cherry berry notes, sour citrus, and a smooth vanilla finish. Each toke delivers a layered and indulgent sensory experience.


Effects and Ideal Usage

Goofiez provides a balanced and enjoyable high:

  • Creative: Sparks creativity and inspiration.
  • Giggly: Encourages light-heartedness and laughter.
  • Euphoric: Elevates mood, making it perfect for stress relief.

This strain is ideal for social settings, artistic projects, or unwinding with friends after a long day.


Frequently Asked Questions About Goofiez

Q: What effects can I expect from this strain?
A: You can expect a euphoric high that boosts creativity and induces giggles, making it great for socializing and relaxation.

Q: What does this strain taste like?
A: Goofiez offers a sweet and fruity flavor profile with notes of cherry, citrus, and vanilla, complemented by earthy and pear-like undertones.

Q: Is this strain suitable for beginners?
A: Yes, but beginners should start with a lower dose due to its potency.

Q: When is the best time to use this strain?
A: It’s versatile and can be enjoyed during the day for creativity or in the evening for relaxation and mood enhancement.

Q: How should I store this strain?
A: Store in a cool, dry, and dark place in an airtight container to preserve its flavor, aroma, and potency.


Caution

  • Do not use this product while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.
  • Use responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
  • Avoid use if subject to drug screenings, as THC levels may be detectable.
  • Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant or managing medical conditions.

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14 grams, 28 grams, 3.5 grams, 7 grams, Pre-Roll