HybridHigh Potency23.29%Calming

Lizard Burger

$40.00 - $265.00

Lizard Burger is a bold hybrid with earthy diesel and citrus flavors, delivering a euphoric mental buzz and relaxing body high—perfect for creativity, socializing, or unwinding.

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Yes! Our products are fully compliant with state and federal laws, allowing us to offer high-quality THC products without the need for a medical card. We’ve worked closely with legal experts to ensure everything we produce is potent, enjoyable, and 100% legal.

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Absolutely nothing—except for the department we’re licensed under. Our products are the same high quality you’d find at medical marijuana facilities, often at a better price. We’re a farm-direct, veteran/family-owned business, making small-batch, organic products with lab tests you can verify yourself. Made with love and care.

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Lizard Burger

Euphoria23.29%
A surge of positivity and bliss, like stepping into a beam of radiant light. Some recall it as a moment when the world feels just a little more golden.
Potency
High
Terpene Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
Strain Type Hybrid
Effect Calming, Euphoria, Relaxed

Lizard Burger Strain Overview

Lizard Burger is a bold and flavorful hybrid known for its earthy, diesel-like aroma and smooth, well-balanced effects. A cross between Lizard King and Donny Burger, this strain delivers a rich, savory flavor profile with hints of spice and citrus. Its effects bring a euphoric mental uplift followed by a deep, calming body relaxation, making it ideal for socializing, creative tasks, or unwinding after a long day.

Product Highlights

  • Flavor: Earthy, Diesel, Spicy, Citrus, Herbal
  • Aroma: Pungent, Skunky, Woody, Hints of Lemon
  • Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Balanced, Happy
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 23.29%
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

Appearance of Lizard Burger

Lizard Burger features dense, chunky buds coated in a thick layer of trichomes, giving it a frosty, sticky texture. Its dark green hues with deep purple streaks and bright orange pistils make it as visually striking as it is potent.


Lizard Burger Aroma and Flavor

Aroma

Lizard Burger has a bold, skunky aroma, blending:

  • Earthy diesel and spicy herbs
  • Hints of lemon and pine for a citrusy finish

Flavor Profile

The flavor is rich and complex, delivering:

  • A savory diesel and spice inhale
  • A smooth, citrusy, and slightly herbal finish

The Effects of Lizard Burger

Lizard Burger offers a balanced hybrid experience, making it a great choice for both mental clarity and physical relaxation.

  • Phase 1: A euphoric head rush lifts mood and sparks creativity.
  • Phase 2: Full-body relaxation settles in without heavy sedation.
  • Phase 3: A smooth, uplifting finish keeps you functional yet calm.

This strain is great for socializing, creative activities, or simply unwinding.


Frequently Asked Questions About Lizard Burger

What makes this strain unique?
Lizard Burger stands out with its diesel-heavy aroma, spicy citrus undertones, and perfectly balanced hybrid effects.

Is this strain suitable for beginners?
Due to its complex flavor and moderate potency, beginners should start with a low dose.

What are the dominant flavors in this strain?
Expect earthy diesel with spicy citrus and herbal undertones.

Can this strain be used during the day?
Yes! Its balanced effects make it suitable for afternoon or evening use.


Responsible Use Guidelines

  • Do not operate vehicles or heavy machinery while using this product.
  • Always store securely out of reach of children.
  • Avoid use if pregnant or nursing.
  • If subject to drug screenings, consider abstaining from consumption.
  • This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Lizard Burger Terpenes

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Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

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Our products are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship this product to the states in green. Please check out our other products if your state is not on this list.

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We don't create the effects - the plants do! Through the natural combination of cannabinoids and terpenes working together in what's known as the "entourage effect", each strain produces its own unique experience. Our role is simply to understand and harness these natural compounds that already exist within the plant. The specific ratios and interactions between these compounds are what create the different effects you feel.

Every product at Chronic Guru undergoes rigorous third-party laboratory testing to verify both safety standards and compliance with federal regulations. We believe in complete transparency about what's in our products.

Yes, using our products will result in a positive test for THC. If you're subject to drug testing that screens for marijuana/THC, we advise against using our products during that time period.

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