HybridHigh Potency25.4%Euphoria

Orangutan Titties

Embrace the playful power of Orangutan Titties, a hybrid strain that combines Grease Monkey and Zkittlez for an uplifting and euphoric experience. Delight in its gassy, citrusy aroma and captivating orange and grapefruit flavors.

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Orangutan Titties

Euphoria25.4%
A surge of positivity and bliss, like stepping into a beam of radiant light. Some recall it as a moment when the world feels just a little more golden.
Potency
High
Effect Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted
Flavor Citrus, Grapefruit, Pungent
Strain Type Hybrid
Terpene beta-Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool

Orangutan Titties Strain Overview

Orangutan Titties is a playful yet potent hybrid strain, crafted by blending the exotic genetics of Grease Monkey and Zkittlez. Renowned among cannabis connoisseurs, this strain delivers a balanced combination of uplifting euphoria and calming relaxation. With THC levels at 25.4%, it’s a powerhouse choice that’s ideal for experienced users seeking a vibrant yet soothing cannabis experience.


Product Highlights

  • Aroma: Gassy, Citrus, Grapefruit
  • Effects: Uplifting, Euphoria, Calm
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 25.4% THC
  • Terpenes: Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool

Appearance of Orangutan Titties

This strain captivates with its lush, forest-green leaves accented by vivid orange pistils. The dense buds shimmer with a layer of amber trichomes, giving them a frosty, potent allure that signals premium quality.


Orangutan Titties Aroma and Flavor

The aroma is a delightful blend of gassy notes and zesty citrus, with dominant hints of orange and grapefruit. On the exhale, the flavor reveals a unique combination of spicy undertones and diesel-like richness, creating a smooth yet invigorating sensory experience.


Effects and Ideal Usage

Orangutan Titties is celebrated for its balanced effects, offering uplifting euphoria coupled with a calming body high. Ideal for daytime use, this strain can enhance creativity, elevate your mood, and provide gentle relaxation. Whether you’re enjoying a social event or winding down on your own, it’s a versatile strain for various occasions.


Frequently Asked Questions About Orangutan Titties

Q: What effects can I expect from this strain?
A: Expect an uplifting and euphoric high balanced by a calming body effect, perfect for relaxation and focus.

Q: Is this strain suitable for beginners?
A: Due to its high potency, this strain is best suited for experienced users. Beginners should start with a low dose.

Q: What flavors dominate this strain?
A: The strain offers citrus-forward flavors of orange and grapefruit, complemented by gassy and spicy undertones.

Q: Can this strain be used during the day?
A: Yes, its uplifting effects make it ideal for daytime use. However, individual responses may vary.

Q: Is this strain good for medical use?
A: Many users turn to Orangutan Titties for its uplifting effects and potential to alleviate mild stress and anxiety.


Caution

  • Avoid using this product while driving or operating heavy machinery.
  • Keep out of reach of children and use responsibly.
  • If subject to drug screenings, avoid this product.
  • Do not use if pregnant.
  • This product does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to legal restrictions, this strain cannot be shipped to Arkansas, Hawaii, Kansas, Minnesota, or Oregon. Verify your local regulations before purchasing.


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Orangutan Titties Terpenes

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Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

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