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Slurty

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Slurty Strain Overview

Enter the delightful world of Slurty, a hybrid strain born from the iconic Do-Si-Dos and Purple Punch. Known for its irresistible flavor and potent effects, Slurty delivers a euphoric, uplifting experience followed by deep relaxation. Perfect for unwinding or drifting into a peaceful slumber, this strain offers a balanced high that caters to both mind and body.


Product Highlights

  • Aroma: Citrus, Spicy, Diesel, Tropical, Earthy
  • Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Energetic, Relaxed
  • Type: Hybrid (Indica-Leaning)
  • Strength: 19.14% THCa
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

The Appearance of Slurty

Slurty’s popcorn-shaped nugs are a feast for the eyes. Boasting dusty green hues with sparse amber hairs, these buds are crowned with a shimmering layer of light purple crystal trichomes. The vibrant blend of colors and frosty texture makes Slurty visually stunning, hinting at its premium quality and potency.


The Smell of Slurty

Immerse yourself in Slurty’s aromatic profile. The initial burst of sweet and sugary citrus orange notes is complemented by spicy diesel and earthy undertones. This tropical, citrusy scent not only captivates your senses but also sets the stage for a flavorful experience with every inhale.


Effects and Ideal Usage

Slurty delivers a balanced hybrid experience:

  • Uplifting: Enhances mood and clears the mind of racing thoughts.
  • Euphoric: Promotes a sense of joy and mental clarity.
  • Relaxed: Gradually eases the body into a state of tranquility and calm.
  • Couch-Lock: Ideal for restful evenings and promoting deep, restorative sleep.

Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or indulge in a calming weekend, Slurty’s effects make it versatile for various needs.


Frequently Asked Questions

What does this strain taste like?
Slurty features a sweet citrusy orange flavor with spicy diesel undertones, creating a tropical and earthy taste.

Is this strain suitable for beginners?
Yes, but its effects are strong, so beginners should start with a low dose to gauge tolerance.

When is the best time to use this strain?
Evenings are ideal for Slurty, as its relaxing and sedative effects are perfect for unwinding or promoting restful sleep.

Can this strain help with stress relief?
Many users find it effective for calming the mind, reducing stress, and promoting relaxation.

How does this strain compare to other hybrid strains?
Slurty stands out with its unique citrus-diesel aroma and a balanced high that combines euphoria and deep physical relaxation.


Caution

  • Do not use this product while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.
  • Store responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
  • Avoid consumption if subject to regular or random drug screenings.
  • This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
  • Consult a healthcare provider before use if pregnant or managing medical conditions.

Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to legal restrictions, Slurty cannot be shipped to the following states:

  • Arkansas
  • Hawaii (Any Smokeable Products)
  • Minnesota
  • Oregon

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Additional information

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14 grams, 28 grams, 3.5 grams, 7 grams, Pre-Roll