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Zealousy

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Zealousy

Euphoria25%
A surge of positivity and bliss, like stepping into a beam of radiant light. Some recall it as a moment when the world feels just a little more golden.
Effect Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted
Flavor Citrus, Earthy, Pungent, Skunk
Strain Type Hybrid
Terpene Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Zealousy Strain Overview

Zealousy is a premium hybrid strain meticulously crafted from the stellar genetics of Zkittlez, Jealousy, and Kush Mints. Developed by Seedjunky, this strain offers a rich cannabis experience with its deeply relaxing effects and vibrant, multi-layered flavor profile. With THC levels at 25%, Zealousy provides a potent, blissful high, making it an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day or promoting restful sleep.


Product Highlights

  • Aroma: Gasoline, Berry, Tropical Fruit
  • Effects: Blissful, Relaxation, Sleepy
  • Type: Hybrid
  • Strength: 25% THC
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Appearance of Zealousy

Zealousy stands out with its dense, rounded buds, adorned with a lavish coating of sparkling trichomes. The hazy green backdrop is beautifully accented by streaks of deep purple and magenta, while short, vibrant orange hairs add a striking contrast. These features make Zealousy visually appealing and a standout strain in any collection.


Zealousy Aroma and Flavor

The aroma of Zealousy is a captivating blend of sweet, sugared fruit and diesel, with berry and tropical undertones inherited from Zkittlez. On the palate, it delivers a layered flavor profile of gassy diesel complemented by sweet berry and tropical fruit notes, offering a unique and memorable cannabis experience.


Effects and Ideal Usage

Zealousy provides a balanced high that combines mental bliss with physical relaxation. Users report feeling a calming wave that eases tension and prepares the body for restful sleep. While its deeply relaxing effects are best suited for evening use, its mood-enhancing qualities make it versatile enough for low-key social interactions or solo relaxation.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What effects can I expect from this strain?
A: Zealousy offers a blissful, relaxing high, often accompanied by a sense of sleepiness, making it perfect for unwinding or promoting restful sleep.

Q: What does this strain taste like?
A: This strain features a unique flavor profile of diesel with sweet berry and tropical fruit undertones, thanks to its Zkittlez lineage.

Q: Is this strain suitable for beginners?
A: Due to its potency, Zealousy is better suited for intermediate to experienced users. Beginners should start with a low dose to gauge their tolerance.

Q: Can I use this strain during the day?
A: Zealousy’s deeply relaxing effects make it more suitable for evening or nighttime use, though individual tolerance may vary.

Q: Is this strain good for medical use?
A: Many users report relief from stress, tension, and sleeplessness, making Zealousy a great choice for therapeutic purposes.


Caution

  • Avoid using this product while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.
  • Keep out of reach of children and use responsibly.
  • If subject to drug screenings, avoid this product.
  • Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant or managing medical conditions.

Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to legal restrictions, Zealousy cannot be shipped to Arkansas, Hawaii, Kansas, Minnesota, or Oregon. Please verify local regulations before purchasing.

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Zealousy Terpenes

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Dosage

Start with no more than one or two puffs. Onset is nearly immediate

0-10 mins

Rapid onset of relaxed euphoria and heightened sensory perception

10-30 mins

Relaxed euphoria, altered sense of time, with a heavy-bodied feeling

30-120+ mins

Altered state of consciousness, relaxation & slowed movements

2-3+ hrs

Possible feelings of sleepiness and fatigue, increased appetite

Start slow. Using too much can cause rapid heartbeat, anxiousness, paranoia or confusion

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Our cannabis is fully federally compliant and meets legal guidelines because it is sold in its natural state. The unique properties of the plant are only activated when heat is applied, offering you the full experience, while staying within the boundaries of current federal regulations.

Our flower is dispensary-grade or better. We grow in small batches using organic methods, and every harvest is lab-tested for quality and purity. Expect the same rich flavor, aroma, and potency you\’d find at your favorite dispensary—without the inflated prices or red tape.

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