Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Village Saint George, Louisiana
Nestled in the charming community of Village Saint George, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a beacon of quality and trust in the heart of the South. Known for its rich culture and delightful culinary scene, Village Saint George resonates with a sense of community and tradition, much like our farm-direct cannabis, curated by a third-generation grower. Our commitment to small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower ensures the highest quality, while our made-from-scratch edibles are rigorously third-party lab tested for your peace of mind.
Embracing sustainable practices, our products are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we proudly reinvest a significant portion of our proceeds into keeping cannabis legal, mirroring the vibrant sense of community here.
In Louisiana, where flavors and traditions flourish, Chronic Guru invites you to join us on this journey of wellness, offering discreet delivery right to your doorstep without a medical card. Whether you’re enjoying the local cuisine or exploring nearby attractions, you can enjoy our products responsibly. At Chronic Guru, our dedication to enhancing knowledge and constantly refining our products ensures a seamless experience with our customer-focus at the forefront. Remember, you must be 21+ to order.
