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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Ville Platte, Louisiana

Nestled in the heart of Ville Platte, Louisiana—a city known for its Zydeco music and soulful Cajun cuisine—Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a trusted community hub. Our dispensary brings the convenience of cannabis delivery directly and discreetly to your door with no medical card required, ensuring you’re at the forefront of modern wellness access.

Sourcing directly from a third-generation grower, our cannabis is farm direct, offering small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers that reflect the utmost dedication to quality. With products 100% organic—free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides—we ensure purity and premium experience with each order.

All our edibles are made from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab tests to guarantee their safety and potency. We pride ourselves on being owned and operated by an American veteran and his family, focusing on integrity and community ties.

Chronic Guru contributes a substantial portion of its proceeds to ensure cannabis remains legal in Ville Platte, strengthening the freedoms you cherish. We invite locals aged 21 and over to experience our dedication to customer service—always improving, always evolving—with a connection that’s as robust as the flavors and heritage of Ville Platte itself.

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