Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Vineyard, California
Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to be part of the vibrant Vineyard, California community, a place known for its scenic beauty and agricultural richness.
Whether you’re enjoying a walk through the historic vineyards or savoring local farm-to-table cuisine, Chronic Guru is here to enhance your experience with convenient and legal cannabis delivery straight to your door, no medical card required.
We are a family-owned business led by an American Veteran, and we pride ourselves on offering farm-direct cannabis, cultivated from a lineage of 3rd generation growers. Our products, including small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower and scratch-made edibles, are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, and undergo 3rd party lab testing for ensured quality.
Additionally, a significant portion of our proceeds is reinvested into keeping cannabis legal in Vineyard, demonstrating our commitment to the community.
Serving customers 21 and older, we are dedicated to improving our products, knowledge, and service, ensuring you receive the best cannabis experience possible.
