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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Washington, Illinois

Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proudly nestled in the heart of Washington, Illinois—a community bursting with Midwest charm and known for its inviting hospitality. As you enjoy a day exploring the iconic Five Points or savoring a slice of local apple pie, remember that you can have premium cannabis products discreetly delivered right to your doorstep without the need for a medical card.

We take immense pride in offering farm-direct cannabis, thanks to our heritage as a third-generation grower. Our promise to you is small-batch, slow-cured flower rich in terpenes and packed with flavor. Our edibles are lovingly made from scratch, each one 3rd party lab tested to ensure quality you can trust.

As an American Veteran-owned business, we’re committed to excellence while ensuring a portion of our proceeds supports keeping cannabis legal in Washington, Illinois. We strive for continual improvement, always putting customer satisfaction at the forefront. Embrace the purity of our 100% organic products that are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, and join our community of responsible adults 21 and over. Welcome to the Chronic Guru family, where embracing nature is a community affair.

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