Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in West Valley, Washington
Nestled in the heart of West Valley, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery seamlessly blends with the vibrant community spirit. Just a stone’s throw from the stunning Yakima River, a haven for fishing enthusiasts, Chronic Guru stands committed to offering locals a convenient and high-quality cannabis experience. Our clients, aged 21 and over, can enjoy the luxury of having our premium products delivered straight to their doorsteps, all legally and without the need for a medical card.
Rooted in tradition, the cannabis is farm direct, cultivated by a 3rd generation grower. Our dedication to quality shines through with our slow-cured, high-terpene flowers, while our scrumptious edibles are handcrafted and rigorously 3rd party lab-tested. At Chronic Guru, we are staunch advocates of organic farming, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
We are owned by an American veteran and his family, and a portion of proceeds promotes cannabis legalization. We may not be flawless, but our customer-centric approach ensures continuous refinement of our offerings and service. Join us and experience the best of West Valley with Chronic Guru.
