Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodburn, Oregon
Nestled in the heart of Marion County, Chronic Guru Dispensary boasts a unique camaraderie with the vibrant community of Woodburn, Oregon. This town, celebrated for its rich cultural tapestry and the annual Woodburn Tulip Festival, finds one of its flourishing gems in our state-of-the-art cannabis delivery service.
Here at Chronic Guru, we cultivate a sense of trust and locality, offering discreet cannabis delivery to your door without the need for a medical card. Enjoy our farm-direct products crafted by a third-generation grower, with a focus on small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers.
Our edibles are lovingly made from scratch and undergo meticulous third-party lab testing. We’re proud to ensure that our products are 100% organic, devoid of preservatives, additives, or pesticides, under the stewardship of an American Veteran-owned family business.
As you savor our offerings, know that a significant portion of proceeds supports keeping cannabis legal in Woodburn. While perfection is elusive, our unwavering dedication to improving products, enhancing knowledge, and serving customers remains constant. Remember, our services are exclusively for those aged 21 and older. Welcome to the Chronic Guru family, where your satisfaction is our harvest.
