Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodbury, Minnesota
Nestled in the heart of Woodbury, Minnesota, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a seamless blend of quality and community values. As one of the trusted names in the area, we pride ourselves on delivering farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower, ensuring every product, from our high terpene flower to our handcrafted edibles, is seasoned with care and expertise.
Woodbury, renowned for its vibrant mix of cultural happenings and serene outdoor escapes, such as the pristine trails of Carver Lake Park, mirrors our dedication to organic and sustainable practices. Imagine enjoying a leisurely walk in Ojibway Park, knowing that you can legally and discreetly have premium cannabis delivered right to your door—no medical card required.
Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru channels a significant portion of proceeds to keeping cannabis legal in Woodbury, valuing community as much as quality. Every small batch is slow-cured, thoroughly tested, and crafted with 100% organic ingredients, ensuring purity without preservatives or pesticides. Though we may not be perfect, we’re relentless in improving our customer-focused service, leaning on honest feedback from our neighbors.
Whether you’re intrigued by the craftsmanship behind our edibles or curious about our holistic growing practices, you can experience our offerings firsthand, knowing each purchase supports a local mission and strengthens the fabric of the community we dearly cherish. Join us on this journey, and discover how Chronic Guru is not just a dispensary, but a homegrown ally in Woodbury’s thriving community. Remember, proudly serving adults 21+ who seek solace and quality in their cannabis experience.
