Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey

Nestled in the charming community of Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings the art of cannabis cultivation directly to your doorstep. Known for its lush landscapes and the serene Woodcliff Lake Reservoir, this quaint town deserves the finest quality our third-generation farm offers. We are proud to deliver premium, organic cannabis right to your door without the need for a medical card—ensuring discretion and convenience for residents aged 21 and over.

At Chronic Guru, we specialize in crafting small batch, slow cured, and high terpene flower that captivates the senses. Every edible we produce is made from scratch and rigorously tested in third-party labs, guaranteeing safety and satisfaction. Our commitment extends beyond just the plant; a substantial portion of proceeds champions the cause of keeping cannabis legal in Woodcliff Lake.

Owned by an American Veteran and family, we strive for continuous improvement, focusing on exemplary customer service. Explore our assortment and join us in celebrating Woodcliff Lake’s nurturing spirit. Whether you’re enjoying a stroll by the reservoir or supporting local culture, know that our dedication to the community is as strong as our passion for quality cannabis.