Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery

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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodhaven, New York

Nestled in the vibrant neighborhood of Woodhaven, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery embodies the essence of this close-knit community with its commitment to quality and service.

A stone’s throw away from the serene Forest Park, a centerpiece of local life with its lush trails and historic carousel, Chronic Guru proudly offers farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower. Experience the difference with small batch, slow cured, high terpene flower, and 100% organic products free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. No medical card is needed; our cannabis can be legally and discreetly delivered directly to your door.

Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru is dedicated to supporting Woodhaven through substantial contributions to keeping cannabis legal in the area. We take pride in our handcrafted edibles, made from scratch and third-party lab tested, ensuring the highest standard for our customers.

While we strive for perfection, our focus remains on continually improving products, knowledge, and service for those 21 and older. At Chronic Guru, our roots run deep, much like the Woodhaven community we proudly serve.

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