Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodlake, Virginia

Nestled in the heart of vibrant Woodlake, Virginia, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery connects with the community by catering to both its residents’ and culture’s unique needs. Known for its scenic Woodlake Trail and serene Swift Creek Reservoir, the area is a close-knit community, and Chronic Guru aims to enhance that every day. As an American Veteran-owned and family-operated business, we offer discreet, door-to-door cannabis delivery—no medical card is required.

Our products come farm direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring the quality you deserve with small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower. All our organic cannabis products are free of preservatives, additives, and pesticides, and every edible is made from scratch and meticulously third-party lab-tested.

We believe in transparency and community support, with a significant portion of proceeds dedicated to keeping cannabis legal in Woodlake. Must be 21 or older, our customers appreciate our unwavering dedication to continually improving our products, knowledge, and service. At Chronic Guru, we’re more than just a dispensary; we’re part of the Woodlake community spirit.