Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodland, Washington

Nestled in the heart of Woodland, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a beacon of quality and community connection. Located along the scenic banks of the Lewis River, Woodland is known for its rich heritage, including vibrant tulip festivals and a shared love for the stunning outdoors. Chronic Guru embraces this communal spirit, offering locals the convenience of having premium cannabis products delivered directly and discreetly to their doorsteps, no medical card required.

Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we take pride in our small family business, ensuring that each cannabis flower is farm-direct from a third-generation grower. With a focus on small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers, we maintain high standards, from seed to sale. Our edibles are made from scratch, 3rd party lab tested, and free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, reflecting our commitment to 100% organic products. Chronic Guru is deeply committed to Woodland, contributing a significant portion of our proceeds to keeping cannabis legal locally.

While we may not be perfect, our dedication to customer satisfaction drives us to constantly improve our products, knowledge, and service. Embrace the freedom of legal cannabis with us, knowing our roots in the community run as deep as the rich cultural fabric of Woodland itself. Remember, our offerings are for those 21 and older.