Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodlawn, Virginia
Nestled in the heart of Woodlawn, Virginia, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a beacon of quality and community engagement for locals seeking top-tier cannabis products. Known for its proximity to the scenic Blue Ridge Parkway, Woodlawn is a community that values nature, tradition, and authenticity—values that Chronic Guru embodies in every aspect of its operation.
As a farm-to-consumer business, we proudly offer cannabis sourced directly from our 3rd generation grower, ensuring the highest quality. Our products, from high-terpene flowers to scratch-made edibles, are 100% organic, free from preservatives, and third-party lab tested for purity and potency, embracing the community’s love for health and sustainability.
Our discreet delivery service makes it easy for residents aged 21+ to experience quality cannabis without the need for a medical card, paying homage to the spirit of freedom that’s deeply ingrained in Virginia’s culture.
Moreover, Chronic Guru gives back by dedicating a significant portion of proceeds to maintaining cannabis legality in Woodlawn, solidifying our commitment to community and progress. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we embrace a customer-focused approach, constantly refining our products and services to better meet your needs.
While nothing is perfect, we strive to provide an experience as enjoyable as visiting the historic sites that grace our beloved Woodlawn.
