Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodmere, Louisiana

Located in the vibrant community of Woodmere, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery weaves seamlessly into the local fabric, much like the scenic trails of nearby Jean Lafitte National Historical Park and Preserve. Dedicated to offering top-notch cannabis products, we deliver high-quality offerings right to your doorstep discreetly, with no medical card necessary. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we are deeply invested in our community, with a significant portion of our proceeds supporting the ongoing legality of cannabis in Woodmere.

Our commitment begins at the farm, with cannabis grown directly by a 3rd generation cultivator. We pride ourselves on producing small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower. Our edibles are crafted from scratch, rigorously 3rd party lab tested, ensuring impeccable quality. Every product is 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides.

At Chronic Guru, we may not be perfect, but we’re driven by an unwavering focus on our customers, continuously refining our products, knowledge, and service. Residents aged 21 and older can effortlessly integrate our offerings into their lives, creating new ways to enjoy the rich cultural tapestry of Woodmere.