Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodmere, New York
Nestled in the vibrant community of Woodmere, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique and locally-rooted cannabis experience. Known for its picturesque streets and rich cultural vibe, Woodmere is home to beautiful parks and delicious eateries that local residents cherish. The people here can now enjoy premium, farm-direct cannabis delivered discreetly to their doorstep, without needing a medical card, embracing a new era of convenience and quality.
As a proud American Veteran-owned business, Chronic Guru values the community’s trust and cultural heritage by offering 100% organic cannabis products, free of preservatives, additives, and pesticides. With our third-generation grower expertise, we emphasize small-batch cultivation, ensuring slow-cured, high terpene flowers. Our edibles are crafted from scratch and rigorously third-party lab-tested for quality assurance.
We’re committed to keeping cannabis legal in Woodmere, with a significant portion of proceeds dedicated to this cause. While we’re not perfect, our focus is always on improving our products, knowledge, and service, ensuring that our customers, aged 21+, receive the best. Join us in making cannabis a cherished part of Woodmere’s rich tapestry.
