Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Explore all strains
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodrow, New York
Nestled in the heart of Woodrow, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a business—it’s a community staple for quality and care. Embracing the neighborhood’s vibrant spirit, known for its quaint charm and close-knit community, Chronic Guru ensures you can enjoy the ease of legally having cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to your door, all without a medical card.
Here in Woodrow, where the sense of community thrives among scenic parks and local eateries, we add a unique essence with our farm-direct offerings. Our cannabis is cultivated authentically by a third-generation grower, ensuring our customers receive only the finest small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower.
From scratch-made edibles to flower that is third-party lab tested, our dedication to quality is unwavering. Supporting legal cannabis in Woodrow, a significant portion of proceeds is reinvested back into the cause—upholding your right to choice and quality.
Owned by an American Veteran and family, our mission is both personal and professional. While we may not be perfect, we are committed to self-improvement, aligning our products and services with the values and needs of our cherished customers. We’ve made sure our offerings are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides, ensuring the utmost purity.
For those 21 and over, discover the difference with Chronic Guru, where community and quality intersect.
