Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodside, California

Nestled in the charming community of Woodside, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery provides a seamless option for adults over 21 to access premium, farm-direct cannabis. This small-town locale, known for its scenic landscapes and equestrian culture, becomes even more vibrant with the presence of our dispensary. We offer residents the convenience of having high-quality cannabis discreetly delivered to their doorstep without the need for a medical card. As a family-owned business, helmed by an American Veteran, we are deeply committed to the community, ensuring that a significant portion of our proceeds contributes to keeping cannabis legal in Woodside.

Our passionate, third-generation growers take pride in producing small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers — a true testament to quality. We make all our edibles from scratch, each batch undergoing rigorous third-party lab testing to guarantee safety and satisfaction. Every product is 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides, reflecting our dedication to health and purity. While we might not be perfect, our continuous efforts in enhancing products, knowledge, and service highlight our customer-focused approach. Embrace a unique, community-centered cannabis experience with Chronic Guru, where tradition meets innovation in the heart of Woodside.