Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodstock, Connecticut

Nestled in the picturesque town of Woodstock, Connecticut, where history and charm flourish alongside the annual Woodstock Fair, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings a blend of tradition and innovation to your doorstep. Embrace the ease of legally enjoying cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to your home—no medical card required—just as you would savor a stroll through the scenic Roseland Cottage gardens.

Born from the soil of a third-generation farm, Chronic Guru takes pride in offering farm-direct, small-batch, slow-cured cannabis with a rich terpene profile. Our commitment to quality extends to our edibles, crafted from scratch and thoroughly vetted by third-party labs. Emphasizing organic integrity, our products are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, aligning with your health-conscious lifestyle.

As a veteran-owned local business, we’re deeply invested in our community, ensuring a portion of our proceeds supports the continued legality of cannabis in Woodstock. We may not be perfect, yet our relentless focus on enhancing our offerings keeps us firmly rooted in our mission. Let us be your trusted neighbor in your cannabis journey, where you must be 21+, in the heart of Woodstock’s vibrant tapestry.