Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodstock, Maryland

Nestled in the heart of Woodstock, Maryland, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a place to procure quality cannabis; it’s a vital part of the community. Known for its scenic trails and the historic charm of Howard County, Woodstock residents now have the convenience of having cannabis delivered directly to their doorstep legally and discreetly, without needing a medical card. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru emphasizes a personal connection and commitment to the community.

Our cannabis comes farm-direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring that each product reflects integrity and expertise. We take pride in small batch, slow-cured, high terpene flowers, offering a rich experience in every use. Our edibles are crafted from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to guarantee safety and quality. With 100% organic products free of preservatives, additives, or pesticides, we promise purity in every purchase.

Moreover, a significant portion of our proceeds supports the legal status of cannabis in Woodstock, fostering a community where natural healing can thrive. Committed to customer satisfaction and constant improvement, we invite residents aged 21 and over to join the Chronic Guru family, experiencing the exceptional service and products shaped by local dedication to both quality and community values.