Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Woodstock Valley, Connecticut

Nestled in the heart of Woodstock Valley, Connecticut, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a provider; it’s a community staple. Woodstock Valley, renowned for its scenic beauty and tranquil environment, now enjoys the convenience of legal cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to your door. Situated in an area known for its local pride and cultural gatherings, such as the annual Woodstock Fair, Chronic Guru seamlessly integrates into the community fabric.

All our cannabis comes farm-direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring the highest quality through small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers. Our products are 100% organic with zero preservatives, additives, or pesticides, reflecting our commitment to purity. Our edibles are made from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to guarantee quality and safety. Owned by an American veteran and his family, Chronic Guru takes pride in being customer-focused; continually enhancing products, services, and knowledge.

For those aged 21 and over, you can enjoy our offerings without need of a medical card. Notably, a significant portion of our proceeds is devoted to keeping cannabis legal in Woodstock Valley. Whether you’re strolling along Bungee Brook Road or enjoying a quiet day at Roseland Park, let Chronic Guru be your trusted companion.