Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Yelm, Washington
Nestled in the charming town of Yelm, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a store—it’s part of the community. Just a stone’s throw from the serene waters of Clear Lake and the bustling energy of the Yelm Cinemas, our dispensary is perfectly positioned to serve both locals and visitors alike. As a proud veteran-owned business, we are deeply invested in our community, with a portion of proceeds dedicated to ensuring cannabis remains legally accessible in Yelm.
Imagine indulging in high-quality, farm-direct cannabis, nurtured by a third-generation grower. Our collection of small batch, slow-cured flowers prioritizes high terpene profiles, offering aromatic and flavorful experiences. For those with a sweet tooth, our made-from-scratch edibles are crafted with care and rigorously third-party lab tested for purity. Quality is paramount, with all products being 100% organic, free of preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Emphasizing convenience and discretion, Chronic Guru provides legal cannabis delivery straight to your door—no medical card needed, just proof of age for those 21 and older. While we’re not perfect, our commitment to improving our products and service is unparalleled. Join us in celebrating the vibrant spirit of Yelm, where quality cannabis is just a call away.
