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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Yoakum, Texas

Nestled in the heart of Yoakum, Texas, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is bridging the community’s rich traditions with modern innovation. Home of the famous Yoakum Tom Tom Festival, our city thrives on togetherness and local culture. Chronic Guru embodies this spirit by offering cannabis products that are both farm direct and rooted in three generations of dedicated cultivation.

Yoakum residents can now enjoy the convenience of having cannabis delivered directly to their doorsteps—no medical card required—and always discreetly. Our pride lies in cultivating small batch, slow-cured, and high-terpene flowers; ensuring every product is crafted for quality and flavor.

Edibles are made from scratch, adhering to our commitment to purity, and are rigorously 3rd-party lab tested for peace of mind. As an American Veteran-owned family business, we prioritize organic practices, using no preservatives, additives, or pesticides.

Our mission extends beyond product excellence. We are deeply invested in maintaining cannabis legality in Yoakum, with a significant portion of our proceeds dedicated to this cause. While no business is flawless, we are driven by a customer-focused ethos, always refining our products, knowledge, and service to best serve those who are 21 and older in our cherished community.

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