Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Zachary, Louisiana

Nestled in the charming community of Zachary, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings a unique blend of quality, convenience, and local authenticity. Recognized for its rich Southern hospitality and vibrant culture, Zachary makes the perfect backdrop for Chronic Guru, a veteran-owned business committed to enhancing the community’s well-being. Residents can now legally and discreetly enjoy cannabis delivery directly to their doors, even without a medical card. Chronic Guru takes pride in offering farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower, ensuring that every small batch is slow-cured and rich in terpenes.

From our farm to your home, all our products are 100% organic, sans preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Our edibles, made from scratch and rigorously third-party lab-tested, align with our promise of quality. Proudly, a portion of every purchase supports the ongoing effort to keep cannabis legal in Zachary. While not perfect, we are relentlessly customer-focused, always striving to improve our products, knowledge, and service. Join us in experiencing premium cannabis that’s as welcoming as the community of Zachary itself. Must be 21 or older to indulge responsibly.