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20:56 06 Jul 22
Great staff, super friendly! Amazing products and nice selection. very educated on their products. I highly recommend wether you're a noob, a pro or anything in between!!
Ricky RomeroRicky Romero
21:55 24 May 22
Best products and people. Try their legal options. I did not need my medical card and was left feeling great.
Alex KellerAlex Keller
00:37 24 May 22
Updating my review after trying all the products we got. WOW. These people know what they are doing! Best of all they aren't some corporation. Real mom and pop trying to do better for the cannabis community. Only place to shop.
Bill nobusinessofyoursBill nobusinessofyours
17:39 11 May 22
A hidden gem in Apopka. Other dispensaries sink millions into the way they look, cool until you figure where the money is coming from... YOU!No frills or fancy waiting rooms at this place. You can tell these guys are all about the product, which is just as good as those other dispensaries (who will remain nameless, lol) and it is less than half the price!I'm telling you, take the ride to check it out. You may never go anywhere else again.

Goofiez Strain

Introducing Goofiez, a perfectly balanced hybrid strain that’s a blend of Apples & Bananas and Jokerz. Known for its undeniably goofy high, this strain  is the perfect choice if you’re in need of a substantial mood boost after a long and stressful day. All in all, Goofiez offers a blend of creativity, giggles, and euphoric sensations.

The Appearance of Goofiez

Immerse yourself in dense, biege and emerald-green nugs that are highlighted by subtle purple undertones and an array of thin burnt-orange hairs. Additionally, each nug is generously adorned with subtly purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.

The Smell of Goofiez

Delight in the rich aroma and taste of not only earthy pear and apples but also sweet creamy citrus and fruity cherry undertone. Furthermore, the flavor mirrors this complexity, showcasing a sweet and fruity cherry berry essence, complemented by sour citrus and a smooth vanilla finish.

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  • Do not use this product whenever operating a vehicle or heavy machinery. 
  • Use responsibly while keeping out of reach of children. 
  • In this case you are subject to regular or random drug screening, it is best not to consume this product. 
  • Chronic Guru cannot be held responsible for any individual who consumes this product. 
  • This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. 
  • Do not use if you are pregnant. 

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1/2, 1/4, 1/8, OZ, Pre-Roll